meeeeeuuuuuuuuum, can weee haaave a dooooog?
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Floaters are deposits of various size, shape, consistency, refractive index, and motility within the eye’s vitreous humour, which is normally transparent. At a young age the vitreous is perfectly transparent but, during life, imperfections gradually develop. The common type of floater, which is present in most people’s eyes, is due to degenerative changes of the vitreous humour. The perception of floaters is known as myodesopsia. Floaters are visible because of the shadows they cast on the retina or their refraction of the light that passes through them, and can appear alone or together with several others in one’s field of vision. They may appear as spots, threads, or fragments of cobwebs, which float slowly before the observer’s eyes. Since these objects exist within the eye itself, they are not optical illusions but are entoptic phenomena.
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if you put your ear on the inner thigh of a complete stranger on the bus you can actually hear them say “what the fuck are you doing”
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depressedturnip asked: you know what i like, boats. boats are great. i like when they are in the sea. i like when the sea the boat is on goes up and down and you really feel like you're on a boat boating. you know what else i like about boats? the boat-entertainment. it's like butlins on a boat with boat-movements. another great thing about being on a boat is you can bring a grumpy old person on the boat and you cant escape from them because you're on a boat. DON'T YOU JUST LOVE BOATS?
That about sums it up alright. Except it was a ship and there was copious vomiting and the entertainment was more Phoenix nights than Butlins.
Went on a cruise round the Mediterranean sea with mumsy.
The Lido deck was like a scene from Wall-e, only with less clothes.
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